Month: November 2018

Synethesia

Synethesia

Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen: The crisp introduction of isolated vocals surrounds me with the sensation of wonder. I’m brought back to a time where the only thing that really mattered or sprouted any hope within me was the thrill of a concert. The gleaming yellow […]

America’s ____ with ____.

America’s ____ with ____.

America’s Alarming Obsession with Dogs Bergamasco shepherd. Chinook. Otterhound. Norwegian lundehund. Finnish spitz. Swedish lapphund. Mundi. Azawakh. Pharaoh hound. Peruvian inca orchidIt. The list goes on. It’s a competition- the one with the most exotic, obscure breed of dog wins. I have finally mustered up […]

OVERHEARD

OVERHEARD

Dear History Teacher, You’re not wrong. You have an extremely valid point there, I’m just more so surprised that you were able to say that to a class of 30 kids and not even skip a beat when saying it. And I’m not surprised we […]

Cosplay Corner

Cosplay Corner

Whether you’re working on a cosplay you’ll wear repeatedly at conventions or just a one-time Halloween costume, knowing how to use body paint is often essential if you’re portraying an alien, mythical, or supernatural character. But before you decide to dedicate your effort and money […]

Breaking News: In Rhyme

Breaking News: In Rhyme

It has rang through the hallowed halls of every home in America these past couple weeks, bringing forth newfound feelings of dread, disgust, and apprehension. And unfortunately, it is not an unfamiliar tale. A man being delivered a throne of power, a man trusted with […]

Modern Anthropology

Modern Anthropology

Today I’ve set up shop in the corner of Atwater’s. It’s little cafe in Kenilworth that’s reminiscent of a pagoda, or a jewelry box. Their case of pastries look fantastic. I order a bottomless drip coffee accompanied by a slice of carrot cake in prep […]

Comical Complaint

Comical Complaint

Tony Senatore | ’19

Please Date Me

Please Date Me

Please Date Me [Marlon Brando] There’s something about you, the way you smile, your eyes crinkling at the sides. There’s strength in your hands, fingers curved around your soft chin, God I love gazing into those eyes, your voice so mellow with this underlying power. […]

Cosplay Corner

Cosplay Corner

If you have a favorite character, chances are there’s someone in the world who has found their artistic niche in becoming that character in real life. To me, cosplay is an underappreciated and often misunderstood art. Many people don’t even bother considering it an art. […]